I love this; it gives me life to realize that maybe all programming, at least within the game industry, is done under similar constraints : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k238XpMMn38
"This is terrible, but vGUI has forced my hand"
"I don't know why, I don't want to know why, I shouldn't have to wonder why, but..."
"Yes, this causes a memory leak... too bad!"
"My hope is that this code is so awful I'm never allowed to write UI code again"