You are not prepared for the interior design choices made in this otherwise bland faux-manor: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?mmlb=g,1
TAX THE RICH, jesus.
@hypomodern How do you all find these places? Are you just trolling Zillow for crazy looking listings in your free time?
@dgoings this came to my attention via a coworker who dropped it in slack :).
@hypomodern Good lord! That is demented. Everything looks like it was out through a filter called “Kotton Kandy”.
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